Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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