yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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