They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
they need to just BURY HIM!
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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