she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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