Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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