If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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