Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
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