My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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