jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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