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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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