But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
Randomize
