The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
i think my cat just said my name.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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