I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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