accomplished twins. life is a go
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
