i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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