i think i have herpe
just one?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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