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Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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