Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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