Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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