Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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