Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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