Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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