If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
then he tried to convert me to islam
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Randomize
