why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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