Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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