naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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