I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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