did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I don't think brook has ever known best
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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