So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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