Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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