This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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