Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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