Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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