My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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