We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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