Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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