thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
how drunk are you?
Several
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize
