Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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