he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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