i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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