omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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