Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
we're making bets on your personal life
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize