I like to think it a success when the cops are called
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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