Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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