Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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