I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
