I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
