so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I would ride that face into the sunset
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