i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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