No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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