sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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