I need help removing her.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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