my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
vagina is talking i cant
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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