oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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