i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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