so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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