How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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