Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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