Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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